Chickens. Cows. Earless goats. 900 lb pumpkins. Overalls. Rooster crowing contests. Jug bands. Timber Tina and her female “lumberjill” axe-throwers. Duck-hearding. Donutburgers. Exposed midriffs. Dog-sized rabbits. Quilts. Pies. Cloggers. Toothlessness. Pipe smoking contests. Poultry named Tyrone.
You can find it all at the Kentucky State Fair (a picture’s worth a thousand words.)