Eddie Spilled Water

June 20, 2017 § 1 Comment

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Conversation in the living room between my 3 yo and our Amazon Echo as I sat on the toilet one morning:

(Kids playing)

3 yo:  (GASP!!)  EDDIE!  NO!  Alexa, Eddie just spilled bubble water on the couch.

Sorry, I’m not sure about that.

Alexa!  Eddie spilled all the bubble water!

Sorry, I don’t know that one.

No Alexa, Eddie SPILLED WATER ON THE COUCH.

I can’t find ‘Water on the Couch’ by Spilled.

ALEXA. EDDIE. SPILLED. WATER.

Water is spelled W-A-T-E-R.

ALEXA, NO!  EDDIE SPILLED BUBBLE WATER ON THE COUCH.

Here is Water by Ugly God on Spotify:
(I drip on your bitch like water
I splash on your bitch with the water
I–)

NO ALEXA, STOP!  NO!  EDDIE SPILLED BUBBLE WATER!

Sorry, I can’t find the song ‘Eddie’s Meerwalk’.

UGH EDDIE!!  NO SPILLING WATER ON THE COUCH!  If you spill water on the couch again, you are not invited to my party.

(End scene.)

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