Picture via
It was 3 below when we woke up this morning. And I am sick.
every walk is a sort of crusade
Picture via
It was 3 below when we woke up this morning. And I am sick.
If Week 1 was the week that I felt like I was FINALLY getting back into the groove, Week 2 is the week that I promptly fell out of the groove. It was brutal. All week I felt as if the last 5 months of not sleeping through the night hit me in the face with the force of a thousand baby belugas in the deep blue sea (guess what Pandora station has been playing at home).
My energy levels these past 10 days have been off the charts low. Throw in some travel for work (I had to leave at 6am on Thursday to drive to Indiana for a full day of seminars and meetings…on the way back I actually started to drift off the road even though my eyes were wide open)…and yeah. Game over.
So while this week was one of the harder weeks I’ve had in a long time, it wasn’t a total loss. Here it is, the week in review:
Monday: off
Tuesday: 3 mile run before work. no prob.
Wednesday: some sort of cross training on schedule. Actually did: nothing.
Thursday: 4 mile run on schedule. Actually did: nothing.
Friday: ALMOST stuck with my streak and did nothing, but instead rallied and got in a….2000 swim. 600 free warm up, 300 drill/kick/swim by 25 IM order, 8 x 100 free @ 1:20. 300 easy. Quick and done.
Saturday: 4 miles in a blistering 15 degrees with a light breeze. May have been the coldest run I’ve ever done. It was, though, pretty wonderful to be off the treadmill…even if the Radio Lab app crashed THREE TIMES in less than 40 minutes and my face was covered with frozen boogers when I got home.
Sunday: 4300 swim (the whole workout was 5200, I jumped in late)
Main set:
Enjoy your MLK day, here’s to hoping for a better Week 3.
Sunrises lately have been ridiculous.
So last week I did one of my most favorite things: sat down and put together a training schedule. I put some serious time into the presentation of my training schedules (that are generally excel sheets that only I see), color coding and making them look like this:
Because where’s the fun if you don’t seize every time you open up your schedule.
So, 2 half marathons in the next 4 months (late March and late April). Time to get some structure up in these parts.
First: considering the fact it took me just about forever to feel normal running again, I am starting from the beginning. Novice training plans. No serious speedwork, no super hard runs. I am not shooting to PR at either of these races, I am just working to get my mileage base back since I’ve been out of the game so long and have found it so hard to get back.
Second: I have never been a competitive runner. I’ve never had a coach. I mostly run because just swimming all the time gets really boring. But I do understand the basic structure of a training schedule for an endurance sport (thank you, decade and a half of swimming and coaching) and have done enough recreational running/triathlons to know at the very least what some of my limitations are. Included in these are the fact that injuries tend to flare up when/if I:
One other thing that will be different this time around:
Yes, this. I am working full time, (trying to) coach in the mornings again, usually running on minimal sleep, and dealing with a tiny HH. Flexibility is really important.
When I put together a schedule for any race, I usually take a look at a few of the free options online (see: here, here, here, here for half marys…there are a ton) and build off of those. (Runners World also has some more detailed training plans for a variety of different levels, but they cost money.)
Hal Higdon was my go-to when I trained for my first marathon. Things I like about Hal’s approach:
Elements of Hal’s novice schedules that don’t work great for me:
And so, for this spring, I have taken Hal’s basic outline and combined it with a slightly different mileage structure, and after taking into account a few other things (such as the fact that the race is on a Saturday instead of a Sunday…)

And yes, I am calling this a spring training schedule even though it’s January.
I will not hit every single workout on here, but it is what I’m shooting for. I have, however, given myself five mandatory things I need to do each week (barring any extenuating circumstances, like an illness):
You can also assume the majority of my cross training will be swimming (though the intensity/distance will vary), since I think I OD’ed on stationary machines the past 3 months.
Finished Week 1 yesterday. So far, so good.
and for picture #2086939587 on social media of the temp outside…
Today trumps yesterday. In so many ways already. And it’s only 10am.
Btw, when the temperatures dip below 0, don’t leave your shampoo and conditioner in the car overnight. Because the next morning while showering at the Y, in a mad rush to get to work on time, you may get your finger stuck (like, not-funny stuck) inside the bottle trying to scrape some frozen shampoo out. Possibly.

Today is arguably the most depressing day of the year. And Kentucky (along with a lot of the country) decided to go all out for the occasion.
Yes, that is 3 degrees Farenheit. Plus 20mph winds. The air burns. It hurts to breathe in. Our front door was frozen shut this morning. Ice on the insides of the windows. INSIDES. I got brain freeze walking from the parking lot to the office (not exaggerating).
BUT TODAY! Today is the Day 1 of Week 1 of Training Plan 1 for 2014. Run the Bluegrass is 12 weeks away from this coming Saturday, and Margaret is flying to Kentucky for it, so there’s no backing out.
And after 2 months of stop and go training, followed by weeks of painfully slow running (forcibly slow running on the treadmills is THE WORST), the shin pain seems to be under control (I’ve run for 3 weeks now sans pain), and Paul is done with interviews…I am so, so ready to get back on the post-baby horse.
Training schedule to follow. Stay warm.

It is impossible to get up with the alarm at 6am, after being up at 3am for an hour, so you can pump/feed/change diapers and get out door for a 6:45am run when it is freezing rain outside and you know it won’t really get light until 9am. IMPOSSIBLE.
Update: It is now blizzarding outside. There go the odds of my after work run coming to fruition.
…is over. And after the last month+ being mostly gray and gross, the first day of 2014 was pretty glorious by January in Kentucky standards. Clear clear skies and mild wind. Wintery glory.
And so, a day or three behind every other blogger out there (because that is how I roll), a brief 2013 recap:
Races:
I did exactly one: the NYC ING half marathon in April. Kind of a sad list considering the past few years, but this trip to New York was awesome and so was the run.
Chickens:
…died. And/or were killed by us (as humanely as possible) or wild animals. Or at least two of them were. One of them went to live on a big farm where she can run free and play with other chickens all day long. No, seriously, she did.
Babies:
Had one. Was a little miffed that, although I delivered in August, in Kentucky, I was never offered a sufferin’ towel.
Garden:
Pretty successful, if relatively uneventful, year for the garden. Never found a better solution for turnips than mashing them up and serving with butter.
Kentucky:
pic via
Still here. Still kickin ass. (Proof: here.)
To cap it all off, I celebrated NYE with Spike, Nerlens, and HH at home (Paul is still traveling for residency interviews) and took exactly two pictures to commemorate the occasion.
Nerlens making it really difficult for me to take advantage of some quiet time with my book
…and HH totally enthralled by Frances Ha.
Wow. With all of these monumental events it’s a wonder this blog doesn’t have more traffic.
In summary, 2013 was a pretty great year for me on a personal level. Looking forward to the next one, though. Think it might be even better.
Happy 2014.
In high school, the hardest swim practices of the year were always on Thanksgiving Day and New Years Eve. These were the kinds of practices that you (or, at least, I) dreaded all year, the practices where I spent the entire night before tossing and turning in bed because I knew that 3-4 hours of god-awful torture awaited me on the other side of that alarm clock.
And being the empathetic coach that I am, I wanted to share that experience with my adult masters team.
Sundays, at 2 hours, are our longest workouts of the week (early morning practices are only 90 minutes). So I generally use Sunday mornings to get in a little extra yardage, usually somewhere between 5000-5500 yds (weekday mornings usually hover around 4K).
Earlier this year, as a throwback to the club swimming years, I thought it would be a great idea to shoot for a challenge set towards the end of the year. I had planned to gradually build yardage on Sundays throughout the fall until, at the last workout before the holiday break, we’d reach the pinnacle set of 100 x 100s–for a total of 10K (math skillzzz)–and everybody would enter the holiday season in a wild blaze of glory. Great plan.
Well. Turns out this negligent coach hasn’t coached at all since September. Which means that the masters team has not been building up yardage as originally planned. In fact, I don’t even know if they’ve been doing the full 5,000 on Sundays.
But I had mentioned the set to the head coach and Allison a while ago, and both of them loved the idea. And so, despite the lack of preparation, we got the OK to use the pool for an extra hour and decided to push ahead and do the set.
The set (this version largely stolen from Hillary Biscay, with a few minor adjustments):
*b = your base, so if your base is 1:30/100, b+5 is 1:35, b-5 is 1:25
Warm up
3 x 100 @ b+15
3 x 100 kick/drill by 25 @ b+20
2 x 100 @ b +10
2 x 100 @ b
8 x 100 swim @ b+30
25 sprint/25 stroke easy/50 easy
7x:
2 x 100 @ b+5
2 x 100 @ b
2 x 100 @ b-5
2 minute break to regroup, drink some water, etc
6x:
5 x 100 pull or swim (your choice) @ b+5, descend 1-5
# 5 on these should be FAST
5 x 100 @ b+20
25 sprint/25 stroke easy/50 free easy
5 x 100
50 kick/50 easy swim @ b+30
So this past Sunday we went for it. And by “we” I mean Allison and one other swimmer finished the whole set. (I, personally, had not been in the water in over 2 months and jumped in on the 7 x (6 x 100s) on a base of 1:25 and did *most* of that sub-set. I had to make a few of the 100s 50s when I started losing feeling in my arms.)
Even though most swimmers didn’t finish the whole set, a huge number stuck through 6, 7, 8K of the workout said that it was the longest swim they had ever done in their lives. So…success.
I was actually pretty bummed I couldn’t do the whole set. Might have to give this another try in the spring.
Ah, winter. Dark at 5:30. Sunrise at 7:30. Finding a window of time when you are free and the sun is up to get outside at all is the plight of anyone who works full time.
I have been struggling to get back into the swing of a normal workout routine. Some chronic pain that just will NOT seem to go away (shoulders, knees, shins…all over the place) plus Paul traveling the last two months plus work plus baby make for a really tired me and a really inconsistent schedule.
Back in September, when I first started exercising again, I honestly thought by this time of year I would be just about ready to race a half marathon. I was even searching for halves (halfs?) in Southern California around Christmas time, since we’ll be back in SB next week. But I am nowhere near there. Not even close. I’m still shooting for 30-45min easy runs 3-4x a week. I know a number of people who have had babies and just bounced right back into 10 mile runs weeks after giving birth…but for whatever reason my body is just not up for that. It’s been a lot slower going than I expected.
But I’m trying.
When I left for my run yesterday morning at 7am it was 19 degrees. And pitch dark. There is a lot not to like there.
But then around 7:30 the sun started to come up. And in the winter (assuming it’s not freezing rain), the sunrises in the cold air seem exceptionally spectacular.
And suddenly, dragging myself out of the warm house into the dark and cold to plod along on a pathetically slow run is the best decision I made all week. I will take running in the cold–even the very cold–over running in really high heat with humidity any day. Frozen snot, numb face, hacking cough and all.
Another perk: when you take the dog with you and he drops a doozer in a big pile of leaves, the steam makes it easier to find.