And we’re back…?

First post-baby run, in numbers:

• Miles: 3
• Time: ~30 min
• Distance I got before I stopped in pain, turned around, and went back home to put on a second sports bra: 1 driveway
• Turds taken by Spike: 2
• Turds I kept willing Spike to take during the run so I would have an excuse to stop: 15
• Gallons of sweat I had to wash off my body when I was done: 8 (aprox)
• Leg cramps: 4
• Times I considered stopping and walking: one million
• Level of wanting to die due to both physical and psychological distress, on a scale of 1-10: 12

In my defense, it was really humid out.